My favorite thing about being big is the floating. When in the pool or a lake, I am ridiculously buoyant, almost a boat. I don’t even need to tread water, I can kind of just stand there in deep water, occasionally moving my hands to stay straight up.
My children have used me as a boat and we have a lot of fun with this particular FAT positive. The only negative side effect of this floating is that when I jump into the water, I go quite deep and then almost rocket back out as my large body rips me back to the surface.
I want to end this post by giving incredible thanks to my wife. She has been so supportive in these first two weeks on top of being patient and wise with regard to this entire Project. Here is to partners in life.